{"id":100,"date":"2006-10-16T19:37:40","date_gmt":"2006-10-17T02:37:40","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=100"},"modified":"2006-10-19T15:44:34","modified_gmt":"2006-10-19T22:44:34","slug":"im-not-meant-to-play-sports","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.slimjimmy.com\/weblog\/archives\/2006\/10\/16\/im-not-meant-to-play-sports\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m not meant to play sports."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For once in my life, I&#8217;ve actually started playing sports.  One of my coworkers organized a small volleyball sports league that I&#8217;ve been participating in for the last three weeks.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday I jumped for the ball at the same time as someone on the other side of the net, and I guess we collided on the way down and somehow fell on each other with a very audible cracking sound.  A quick trip to the hospital emergency room later, and I discovered that I&#8217;ve fractured my left <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Fibula\" class=\"unemphasized\">fibula<\/a> in two places.  Who knew volleyball could be so dangerous?  <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s the first bone I&#8217;ve ever broken (that I&#8217;m aware of, at least).  Sigh.<\/p>\n<p>The hospital emergency room took x-rays, showed me pictures of the fractures, and put my leg in a splint.  The doctors there weren&#8217;t able to set the bone, however, and told me to see an orthipedist.  I wondered if I should ask them for my x-ray film, but I figured they would give them to me if they thought I&#8217;d need them.  Besides, isn&#8217;t everything done on computers these days?<\/p>\n<p>This morning I called the orthopedist the hospital referred me to.  The receptionist set up an appointment for me in the afternoon, said that she&#8217;d get the x-rays from the hospital, and finally asked me for my phone number in case there were any problems.  When I showed up for my appointment, however, they didn&#8217;t have my x-ray results.  They didn&#8217;t know my date of birth, which the hospital needed to release my information.  Why didn&#8217;t they call me?  What the hospital eventually did fax over was not a copy of my film but a description: &#8220;two-part fracture in fibula&#8221;, more or less.<\/p>\n<p>The orthopedist couldn&#8217;t do much without the x-ray pictures; I described what I remembered to him, and he could only make some conjectures.  Finally my dad drove me back to the hospital, which luckily was nearby, I picked up my film, and I went back to the orthopedist.  And after all that, the orthopedist didn&#8217;t really do anything.  He thinks my bone doesn&#8217;t need to be set, because the three fragments of my fibula apparently are aligned well enough that it should be able to heal without a cast.  Hmph.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For once in my life, I&#8217;ve actually started playing sports. One of my coworkers organized a small volleyball sports league that I&#8217;ve been participating in for the last three weeks. Yesterday I jumped for the ball at the same time as someone on the other side of the net, and I guess we collided on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-100","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slimjimmy.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slimjimmy.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slimjimmy.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slimjimmy.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slimjimmy.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=100"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.slimjimmy.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slimjimmy.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=100"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slimjimmy.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=100"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slimjimmy.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=100"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}