{"id":102,"date":"2006-11-02T00:46:23","date_gmt":"2006-11-02T07:46:23","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=102"},"modified":"2006-11-03T00:12:05","modified_gmt":"2006-11-03T07:12:05","slug":"apparently-i-need-surgery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.slimjimmy.com\/weblog\/archives\/2006\/11\/02\/apparently-i-need-surgery\/","title":{"rendered":"Apparently I need surgery."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I saw two other orthopedists who think I should have surgery and have a metal plate screwed in to straighten my fibula.  After that, I&#8217;ll be in a cast for three months.  Hooray.<\/p>\n<p>Without the surgery, they say that the bone might not be aligned properly at my ankle, which could lead to arthritis later.  Even worse, once the swelling goes down, the bone might actually poke through my skin, which of course would be very, very bad.<\/p>\n<p>Bah.<\/p>\n<p>I shouldn&#8217;t even have been playing in that volleyball game.  We&#8217;d already finished (and lost) both of our league games for the day, but I felt unsatisfied, was already bummed out from earlier events that day, and played a third game for fun.  Strangely, nobody seems to know exactly how the accident happened (though everybody remembers the sound of the crack), but the best I can figure is that when I landed, I must have slipped on the grass, and my legs managed to go under the net, where the other guy landed on them.<\/p>\n<p>Ironically I didn&#8217;t want to play in that part of the field because of the slippery grass, but the other part of the field had some holes and was considered more dangerous.<\/p>\n<p>Also ironic is that my vacation was going pretty well up until that day, and then everything came crashing down, figuratively and literally.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I saw two other orthopedists who think I should have surgery and have a metal plate screwed in to straighten my fibula. After that, I&#8217;ll be in a cast for three months. Hooray. Without the surgery, they say that the bone might not be aligned properly at my ankle, which could lead to arthritis later. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-102","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slimjimmy.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slimjimmy.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slimjimmy.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slimjimmy.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slimjimmy.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=102"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.slimjimmy.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slimjimmy.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=102"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slimjimmy.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=102"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slimjimmy.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=102"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}