{"id":188,"date":"2009-12-05T12:12:37","date_gmt":"2009-12-05T20:12:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.slimjimmy.com\/weblog\/?p=188"},"modified":"2011-09-19T03:57:22","modified_gmt":"2011-09-19T10:57:22","slug":"chelmsford-in-the-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.slimjimmy.com\/weblog\/archives\/2009\/12\/05\/chelmsford-in-the-news\/","title":{"rendered":"Chelmsford in the news"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, Chelmsford.  Cheap attempts to get national recognition <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thefoxnation.com\/swastika\/2009\/11\/15\/santa-swastika-war-christmas-begins-massachusetts\">through Fox News<\/a> by equating Santa to Nazis aren&#8217;t what I want my childhood hometown known for, although I do commend the application of <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Godwin%27s_law\">Godwin&#8217;s Law<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Can&#8217;t we follow <i>Futurama<\/i>&#8217;s lead by making Christmas non-religious and renaming it to <a href=\"http:\/\/futurama.wikia.com\/wiki\/Xmas\">Xmas<\/a>? (Preferably with fewer murderous robots.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, Chelmsford. Cheap attempts to get national recognition through Fox News by equating Santa to Nazis aren&#8217;t what I want my childhood hometown known for, although I do commend the application of Godwin&#8217;s Law. Can&#8217;t we follow Futurama&#8217;s lead by making Christmas non-religious and renaming it to Xmas? (Preferably with fewer murderous robots.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-188","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slimjimmy.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slimjimmy.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slimjimmy.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slimjimmy.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slimjimmy.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=188"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.slimjimmy.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slimjimmy.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=188"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slimjimmy.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=188"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slimjimmy.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=188"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}