{"id":29,"date":"2004-02-11T00:46:53","date_gmt":"2004-02-11T08:46:53","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=29"},"modified":"2009-12-05T03:41:27","modified_gmt":"2009-12-05T11:41:27","slug":"return-of-the-attack-of-the-phantom-keyboard-strikes-back","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.slimjimmy.com\/weblog\/archives\/2004\/02\/11\/return-of-the-attack-of-the-phantom-keyboard-strikes-back\/","title":{"rendered":"Return of the attack of the phantom keyboard strikes back"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I found and bought a used one on auction.  I know I previously swore that I never again would buy a used keyboard, but $30 for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.slimjimmy.com\/weblog\/archives\/2003\/12\/20\/the-keyboard-of-my-dreams\/\" class=\"unemphasized\">the keyboard of my dreams<\/a> seemed too good to pass up.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll see how filthy and disgusting it is when it arrives.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I found and bought a used one on auction. I know I previously swore that I never again would buy a used keyboard, but $30 for the keyboard of my dreams seemed too good to pass up. I&#8217;ll see how filthy and disgusting it is when it arrives.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[27],"class_list":["post-29","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-keyboards"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slimjimmy.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slimjimmy.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slimjimmy.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slimjimmy.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slimjimmy.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.slimjimmy.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slimjimmy.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slimjimmy.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slimjimmy.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}