{"id":79,"date":"2005-06-18T18:41:42","date_gmt":"2005-06-19T01:41:42","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=79"},"modified":"2005-06-29T00:09:14","modified_gmt":"2005-06-29T07:09:14","slug":"if-you-dont-want-strangers-in-your-car-lock-your-doors","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.slimjimmy.com\/weblog\/archives\/2005\/06\/18\/if-you-dont-want-strangers-in-your-car-lock-your-doors\/","title":{"rendered":"If you don&#8217;t want strangers in your car, lock your doors."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Late the other night as I was returning alone to my car after watching <i>Batman Begins<\/i>, I noticed that the car parked next to mine had its lights left on.  One of the doors was unlocked, and there was no one around, so I let myself in to turn the lights off.<\/p>\n<p>Almost everyone thinks I&#8217;m nuts for doing so.  Well, at least I didn&#8217;t get myself arrested or shot.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Late the other night as I was returning alone to my car after watching Batman Begins, I noticed that the car parked next to mine had its lights left on. One of the doors was unlocked, and there was no one around, so I let myself in to turn the lights off. Almost everyone thinks [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-79","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slimjimmy.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slimjimmy.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slimjimmy.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slimjimmy.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slimjimmy.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=79"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.slimjimmy.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slimjimmy.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=79"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slimjimmy.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=79"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slimjimmy.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=79"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}